Dear Dov Charney

You have ruined my favorite of the underground magazines, BUTT, the Fantastic Magazine for Homosexuals by carrying it in your mecca of hipsterdom, American Apparel. I can no longer proudly tote my copy of this once extremely difficult to acquire publication with my usual air of superiority upon my face. Now every androgynous, AA-shirted, coke-nosed hipster will too own a copy of my precious BUTT.

Le sigh,
Your Magazine Mistress

PS: I had to purchase this copy at my local American Apparel as it’s the only place locally to carry it. OH THE IRONY!

4 comments March 1st, 2007