My Thor-Shake Brings All the Boys to the Yard.

May 10th, 2007 Posted by V

Jason Crombie is a fantastic gentleman and the brains behind Woooo, an interview based, pocket-sized FREE quarterly publication (and we love free shit!). I can picture Mr. Crombie riding his little bike around, hand delivering his stacks of Woooo about NYC. He also sometimes makes t-shirts with gay ghosts and his friends photos on them to promote the publication.

Issue #4 of Woooo features interviews with Vice magazine founder Suroosh Alvi, sexy 80’s pop sensation Wendy James, viking artist Gardar Eide Einarsson, photographer Jason Nocito, actress Martha Plimpton, music icon Thurston Moore, pro skateboarder/artist Mark Gonzales, DFA dj James Murphy and Madam of the Night Xaviera Hollander.

Mr. Crombie’s style of interviewing is conversational, revealing and utterly hilarious. In lieu of gushing over Jason and how he almost made me pee myself on the bus, I think I’d rather provide you with my favorite excerpts from Issue #4 of Wooo. So here you go folks!

(excerpt from interview with Vice magazine founder Suroosh Alvi)
W: Vice Magazine’s readership hovers around 500,000 worldwide. That’s 100 times what we do at Wooooo and if my penis wasn’t so much bigger than yours I would probably be intimidated. Would you like to buy an ad?
SA: How big is your cock? Yeah I think we can take an ad in your shitty magazine that I’ve never read. Vice Records has a ton of stuff coming out so let me know how much and the dimensions and I’ll send you an ad. I won’t pay you in advance. Invoice me after it comes out and I’ll send you a check within 30 days.

(excerpt from interview with viking artist Gardar Eide Einarsson)
W: Are there any Icelandic theme bars?
GE: Yeah, you mean like Outback Steakhouse?
W: Yeah, but for berserkers. Is there a “Viking Hut”?
GE: Not here, but they totally do in Germany.
W: Can I get a Norse Burger?
GE: Probably dude.
W: Can I get a Thor-shake?
GE: Probably.

(excerpt from interview with photographer Jason Nocito)
W: Do you think when I get older and my ol’ lady gets older, could you maybe do some glamour shots of her in lingerie and stuff?
JN: Yeah, you mean, like, close-ups of her vagina and stuff?
W: No, more like ‘harem-girl’-themed stuff.
JN: Sure, I could do that.

(excerpt from interview with Madam of the Night Xaviera Hollander)
W: Have you ever caught any filthy diseases?
XH: None. Never.
W: Can you tell what a person’s sex life is like by looking at them?
XH: Yes.
W: What’s a good pussy taste like?
XH: A juicy pussy should be a bit fruity and a bit salty from the excitement and sweat.
W: Is it hazardous to your health to freeze a spear of your own shit and use it as a dildo?
XH: No comment. This one is just too coarse.

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